summer_moved_on (summer_moved_on) wrote,

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some highlights from the best man's speech at the wedding I sung at saturday night

(theme of speech was comparing Groom to a used car - giving him the 100 point check)

"Took him for a test drive, and he handled really well! Gear lever firm with a surprisingly soft knob. but after driving for a little while, white stuff came out of it then it went soft"

"Checked manuals to see if full service history had been kept, but i dont think Stormy's is classed as a full service - although they do a good lube job"

memo to self - never ask pig farmer/yobbo to be best man if i ever consider tying the knot,
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