"Took him for a test drive, and he handled really well! Gear lever firm with a surprisingly soft knob. but after driving for a little while, white stuff came out of it then it went soft"
"Checked manuals to see if full service history had been kept, but i dont think Stormy's is classed as a full service - although they do a good lube job"
memo to self - never ask pig farmer/yobbo to be best man if i ever consider tying the knot,